Men Only Question, no Women Allowed

had a thought; when you are peeing and you spit into the toilet or urinal, is it habit or instinct to shoot or aim at and destroy that spit with your stream? thoughts?

 

I want it!

Looking around for a knife rack and came across this. Very cool and even though we have exactly 5 sq ft of countertop space…..I still want it. Wish it could hold any knife, instead you have to purchase it with the supplied knives.

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2006-11-16/goods_wewant.php

 

What are we doing this week?

Well my wife and I just celebrated our first glorious year of marriage on August 19th.  It was a great year filled with lots of memories and changes.

One observation though I’d like to point out with my new found wisdom from having 1 year of marriage under my belt is how clueless being married has made me.  Not clueless about everything, just hopelessly clueless about my personal schedule.  I honestly have no idea what events are coming up anymore. Are we going out of town? Do we have people visiting? What’s todays date?

I used to have a pretty reliable mental calendar, knowing that “ok in 2 weeks I’m going out of town” or “next Thurs so and so is coming to visit”  Now I couldn’t tell you what I’m doing tomorrow let alone next weekend!  So as a result I’m constantly “double booking” and making my wife mad.  Often getting the “don’t you remember we decided to do xyz next week, so we can’t do abc?!  I just talked to you about this!”

I guess my question to the married men of the world is if this is normal? Do you find yourself having had the same lobotomy that I had where the scheduling part of your brain has been lopped out and chucked in the trash? Now to clarify, this is only the part of the brain that deals with your social calendar of events, the work or business calendar part of the brain remains in tact.

 

Calise’s In the NY Times

Last Monday my wife and I attend a pretty great event at the Rainbow Room in NYC. It was an annual fund raising event for Mary Mount College in the city. Anyway, the MC for the night was Natalie Morales (vavavoom) from the Today Show (was supposed to be Ann Curry, but duty called in Darfur) and the honoree for the night was Geraldine Ferraro. So with all these fancy schmoes there, somehow we got our picture taken and were in this past Sunday’s Style section of the NY Times.

 

More proof that the Internet is great and powerful

“Hmmm, that girl on American Idol is pretty attractive…what’s this? A news story talking of scandalous pictures of her surfacing on the Internet…well then.”  haha No one is safe, if you ever, ever, ever think you could be in the spotlight or a minor celeb YOU CAN’T HAVE HALF NUDE PICS OF YOURSELF OUT THERE! No one is safe. 

 

Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars?

um….I don’t get it. Is this a sick joke? The woman has 1 leg, how can she be on this show? Nothing against the handicapped and the will to overcome a disability but they do some crazy dance moves on this show, kinda seems like the ratings mongers have gone a bit too far.

Do you think she contacted the show or the show contacted her? How do you even get the guts to make that call? “Hi, this is Kipper from Dancing with the Stars and we think you’d be a great contestant” Ms. Mills must have thought it was a prank phone call at first.

Oh well, we’ll have to see how it turns out, but you know deep down that Fox is hoping that leg comes flying off at some point! (ok sorry that was wrong but you know it!)

 

It’s official…Britney’s lost it

What….the….hell!!??

I guess this can officially be the craziest thing she’s done yet. She also wasn’t done for the day. She had other items on her To Do List 1) shave head a la Demi style 2) Go get 2 new tattoos 3) confirm that kids will be totally screwed up

 

And the winner is…..

Channel Frederator has done it again. Another cool inititive by them, they were one of the first guys on the block with video podcasts of their cartoons on iTunes. They are an ultra hip cartoon production company and they’ve just held their first annual Channel Frederator award show in LA. Here’s the press release:

CHANNEL FREDERATOR ANNOUNCES RECIPIENTS OF THE
FIRST ANNUAL CHANNEL FREDERATOR AWARDS

John Lasseter Named Cartoonist of the Year;
Apple Honored with Instigator Award

New York and Hollywood – Jan. 24, 2007 – Channel Frederator
(www.channelfrederator.com), the world’s original cartoon podcast,
announced today the winners of its
First Annual Channel Frederator Awards. The awards, which
mark the one-year celebration of Channel Frederator’s cartoon
podcasting, are the first of their kind to honor the films and
filmmakers in the rapidly growing category of user submitted and
user generated video on the Internet.

 

You look familiar……

Ok, not to overshadow the great musical performances of the show I described in the last post, but there was a significant star sighting..no star meeting on Friday night as well. Courtesy of my overworked, sleepy wife.

So we’re at the show and enjoying the tunes. My wife is progressively becoming more and more tired and gets to the point where her eyes are closing. So she leaves the stage area to go get our coats and chill in the lounge downstairs(there are only like 3 or so songs left). I head down following the encore to meet her and she is wide awake and grinning ear to ear. So she proceeds to tell the “conversation” she just had.

 

A few quickies to share at lunch

sometimes fwd’s just hit you at the right time…like before your morning cup of coffee.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

7. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

8. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

9. I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.

10. I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.